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whitney-mathers: theworldsrunoncodesandciphers: katherinearandez: special-snowflake-hall-of-fame: abhortion: atheistrose: domesticabusewillsaveusall: So awkward. I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea. It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea It was so awkward when I was walking home because i walked passed the doctors and like…I’m not sick so…yea It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked passed a dog and like… I’m not a dog so… yea It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a school and like….I’m not a dumbass so….yea
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Your dinner is served, fish on a platter. Me in drag again!!
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You are flawless!

thank you so much!! xoxo

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This is me in drag. 
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